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don’t do this

  1. drink 1.5 dogfish head IPAs at dinner and get loopy from the interaction of the alcohol and your meds
  2. brew a double shot of espresso and down it
  3. try to have a “camp out” in the family room
  4. read a little but not enough to the light of an electric window candle
  5. have a heated discussion with the wifey that lasts past 12
  6. not be able to sleep cuz your all stirred up
  7. take the dog out at 1:30 so she can go potty
  8. realize the dog is eating something out of the sandbox
  9. throw a carrot at the dog, thinking this would scare her and send her running back into the house
  10. run out into the backyard in your socks and boxers and retrieve said demon
  11. worry that your neighbors can see you in your undies
  12. wonder what that noise in the distance is
  13. sleep hard for a couple hours but hear your wife letting the dog out again
  14. wake up with the girls nattering in the morning then sleep some more
  15. find out that when the wife let the dog out, she lay down on the futon mattress meant for the camp out in the family room and left the dog out in the backyard for two hours because she fell asleep
  16. weigh yourself in the morning to confirm the dangers of holiday eating
  17. write it all down to annoy the casual reader.

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By rational frank
— 12/29/2008 at 10:37 am
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