I do have an affinity for cautionary tales. Here you go:
We spare no expense when ordering lunch for client meetings. Naturally, we want to make sure everyone is 1) culinarily satisfied 2) feeling ill after the lunch.
I decided to try the “Calzone”
A round aluminum takeout dish just arrived. Black olives and mushrooms and a swimming pool’s worth of mozarella atop, wait, is there a crust?
“Selected Italian meats”
tomato sauce out the wazoo and uncooked dough.
Yum. Yum. Yum!
Humm, I didn’t know calzones contained aluminum.