I’m starting a death metal band called The New Face of Management

I’m starting a death metal band called The Varieties of Earthly Boredom

I’m starting a death metal band called Mid-Life Riding Mower

I’m starting a death metal band called Shaver’s Regret

I’m starting a death metal band called Spankable Flesh

I’m starting a death metal band called I’m the Santa Claus of Regret

I’m starting a death metal band called Kills Most Germs*

Our first song is going to be called The Thing You Thought Was Going to Happen Might Not Happen